~Striving for eternity together~
Friday, August 28, 2009
Need a good laugh!!
So you know how they say "Laughter is the best medicine!". Well I need a little of that medicine right now so I am asking that anyone who reads this post tell me the funniest joke or tell me the funniest story and who ever leaves the comment that makes me laugh the hardest will get a special prize. It will be something unique to that person so make it REALLY good readers!!! Thanks in advance!!
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Stole this one from Jessie:
A Truly Female Joke!!
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00... on one condition..."
Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said....
"Clean my house."
If ya need a good laugh, you just need to spend some time w/my mama and grams! =)
All I have to say is lemons n cars, and lets call the police while hiding in the bathroom and not answer the door when they arrive! ;)
Tons of love!
I'm in the same boat! My hubby is sick with a "cold" so I watched this for a needed laugh!
http://www.livevideo.com/video/50947DDDB9D6438FAF83FEF09C193E63/the-man-cold.aspx
How bout I come over, we'll sneak some "CJ" in through the window, along with our 32's, but we can't forget the "GOOD ICE"!!! Love ya!!
Stole this one from Kathy-
A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he
noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and
asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had
ever had.
The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
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The man answered "oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs', etc.......
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a
different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and
asked what he would have? "A martini please."
Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ, sir?"
This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started
discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the
Dodgers to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
stool. Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??
This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 50".
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e? y-o-u-? p-e-o-p-l-e??? s-t-i-l-l h-a-p-p-y? w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A?????
I've got another one-
If you receive an email from the government telling you not to eat canned pork because of the swine flu...
Ignore it. It's just spam.
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